You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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