Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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