I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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