You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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