God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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