I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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