Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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