I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
You don't make any sense
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