omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Randomize
