Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I would fuck him just for his dog
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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