It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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