When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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