i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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