4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
