Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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