We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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