how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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