I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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