Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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