It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Small penises have feelings too.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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