Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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