I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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