At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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