I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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