I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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