Having a random hookup so left but love u
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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