I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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