just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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