Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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