I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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