Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I checked into jail on foursquare
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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