Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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