im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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