it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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