I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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