She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
You did what with his pubic hair?
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