Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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