Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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