took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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