I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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