dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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