I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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