I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Can you bring me the toilet please
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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