Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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