we're blogging at a bar
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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