so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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