I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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