super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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