even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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