this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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